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today….is sucking
May 29, 2008, 5:23 pm
Filed under: life, rants, work | Tags: , , , ,

i had a feeling it would.

1. woke up and couldn’t get dog to go outside because of last nights trauma.

2. got to work and hear a loud noise, run to the window.  a motorcyclist wrecked.  the cops were already there for something else so he got quick response.  (and probably a ticket, too) he was going really fast, but thankfully was wearing a helmet.  his leg was broken, i’m sure. he was crying out in pain.

3. i’m supposed to finish a project, but….there are no parts.  my boss didn’t order enough parts and the project has to be done today for the client.

4. oh, and i have to sit down and talk to my boss about what a d-bag my coworker is being.  my boss has been telling me to tell coworker to do things….but….if it comes from me….he blatantly ignores it. won’t even touch the job/return the message/what have you.

5.  my boss will think i’m imagining it.

so….someone, please leave a joke in the comments.

thanks,

sincerely,

the whiner

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10 Comments so far
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I don’t have a joke. Sorry. But you can go watch Alex on YouTube again. That’ll make you laugh!

And hugs to Cody Bear…poor pup gettin’ beat up.

Comment by elizabethews

A priest, a rabbi, a cardigan welsh corgi, and a professional golfer were all in a lifeboat. The priest says, “Who has a dollar?” The corgi says, “I do. I’ll give you half if you buy me some kibble with the other half!”

Comment by Checkers

I called cody bear and told him some more jokes to tell you when you get home from work. I also told him to be extra wonderful to you as well.

Comment by Checkers

alex and her sleepy paws will definitely cheer me up!

Comment by goodbear

cody bear is really good at telling jokes. he has this funny way of wagging frantically right before he delivers the punch line.

Comment by goodbear

What did the snail riding the turtle’s back say?

Wheee!

That’s the lamest one I got. But your neighborhood sounds awesome. Crashing motorcyclists? Rule.

Comment by bronsonfive

I invented this joke when I was a little kid:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To throw a pickle in the river.

That was the end of my joke writing career — probably for the best. Sorry that you day is sucking and about the trauma yesterday. I hope you and Cody Bear feel better soon.

Comment by Laura

thanks for the jokes guys! i do feel better…

Comment by goodbear

knock! knock!

[your part]

Smee!

[your part]

Wassamatta? don’t you recognize Smee?!

😀

Comment by TheAgedCat

hello goodbear its dennis the vizsla dog sorry m late but heer is a joke for yoo yoo hav probly herd it before ok bye

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”

Comment by jamesviscosi




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