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quoth the dog toy, “never morrrre”
November 23, 2008, 5:11 pm
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there are indoor toys and there are outdoor toys.  the plushies stay inside.  once a plushie goes outside, they are not allowed back in.

gansta kitty…


christmas bear…


so first thing this morning both dogs grab a formerly indoor toy and the sounds of the tweeting birds were replaced with:

“are you tawkin’ ta me?” “ho ho hoooo merry christmas jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way” ” are you tawkin’ ta me? are you tawkin’ to me?” “ho ho hoooo”


now, the stuffies are never allowed back in the house once a dog mistakenly takes it out.  once a toy goes outside…it’s never the same.

example:  christmas bear.  one day i was in the backyard with the dogs.   they were sniffing out cats, cruising the e.  the christmas bear was 10 feet from me, no dogs near by, when all of a sudden…it began making noises.  it was singing jingle bells really fast and very high pitched.  the dogs and i froze and looked at the demon bear.

later that day we were napping.  i was just starting to doze off when all of sudden demon bear, alone in the back yard, starts singing his creepy christmas song in the voice of alvin the chipmunk on speed.

apparently he had gotten wet.  he’s fine now.



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AHHH! Thats a scary thought. Maybe the Christmas bear is telling you its almost Christmas and it NEEDS to come back inside!

Comment by daisydog

Wow, creepy…..You better watch out….you better not cry…..perhaps creepy christmas bear will get a sharp lawn tool and start sleighing!!! Ha, Ha…Kitty humor!!!

Comment by pennycat

Cute story.
My brother’s rottie mix Bear used to grab a toy to go out but was taught that certain toys stay inside too. When he comes in, he usually picks it up at the back door where he left it.

Comment by Gina

I have a maltese puppy and we spent $$$ on great new toys, only to discover that she prefers to chew on used plastic bottles LOL. If only we knew!

Comment by dog accessories

At least you guys have Thanksgiving in November. There’s no big holiday for Canadians between Hallowe’en and Christmas, so when incidents of the two blend, it’s possibly even creepier. 🙂

Comment by lavenderbay

hello goodbear its dennis the vizsla dog hmm uh oh it sownds like the grate teddy ruxpin wars mite be starting up agin i wil go fetch my shovel and a hose!!! ok bye

Comment by jamesviscosi

Demon bear made me belly laugh. That was a great story.

Poor gangsta kitty. 😦

Comment by stilllifeinbuenosaires

bwhaha! this is the funniest post.

Comment by canyoncritter

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