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the sandwich crab.
October 16, 2009, 3:18 am
Filed under: dogs, food, life | Tags: , , , ,

i’ve gone to the same sandwich shop for work lunches for a year now….about once or twice a month.

everytime i go in i am greeted by…the sandwich crab.  a young, brown haired miserable girl.  i greet her cheerily each time and with every sandwich i am met with a cold stare and a nasty “do you know what you want?” or something like that.

many times i debate:  should i call the manager and complain about how crabby this beeyotch is?

months ago i decided, “clearly she HATES my cheeriness!”  and because she deserves no better….i will keep that shit up.

this afternoon i go in for my-veggie-on-wheat-no-onions.  she looks as miserable as usual.

she takes my order.  she meets me moments later at the cash register.  i smile and hand her my debit card with a jiggle of the ponytails.

“thank you!” i say as she hands me my card.

she looks at me and says.

….

“have a pleasant day.”

well, that’s lame…but more than lame….it’s pretty freakin’ congenial for her.  i wonder if that’s the sweetest she can be.

nice job sandwich crab.  nice to see i’m cracking your shell.

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Maybe in a few years she’ll even say “Have a GOOD day”! 😉

Comment by Dennis the Vizsla

Sorta like the soup nazi from Sienfeld.

Comment by daisydog

much like that, yes!….only not nearly as interesting.

Comment by goodbear

Wondering how she keeps her job… and why.

Comment by S. Le

I was hoping to see a picture of the giant crab.

Comment by Marcella




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