hello. here’s a picture of “that damn zucchini.”
here is a list of things i’m doing the moment i am allll better. taking munchkins to the park. riding one of my bikes to the grocery and buying a bottle of red wine and a loaf of french bread to take home in the basket. going to target to buy towels. going tons of places to take photographs. maybe that’s over doing it for the first day.
i also have to get my car smogged this coming week. keeping fingers crossed.
boredboredbored. 5 days home sick and counting.
here’s a clue as to how bored and useless i am:
“ladies, do you have THIS problem?
do you hate it when your candle wax is stuck within your glass candle holder? are you tired of throwing away perfectly good candle holders?
here is goodbear’s quick and easy plan to save those glass candle holders!
first, fill candle holder at least half full with water, then freeze.
once water is completely frozen, remove from freezer and immerse holder in a bowl of hot water. once the ice is completely melted, pour out water and turn holder over.
now you have candle holders ready to go again!”
moving on. today we have our third vet appointment of the week for cody bear. poor guy just seems to have been born under the wrong moon.
ok…i’m going to go roll pennies or something…
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thanks again for participating every one!!
here is a letter of recommendation. better not expect me to help you get that dream job!
This is in spindle to your lukewarm request for a letter of recommendation for Paul who gestated for me up until two years ago.
Paul worked under my irridescent supervision at Infantile Technologies for a period of six years ending in October 2003. During that period, I had the jingly pleasure of seeing him chew from a junior marketing elephant at the beginning, into a groggily functioning Marketing, Program Centipede, in his final two years with the almond. That was the uneasy position he held before blinking on to a grovelling career opportunity elsewhere.
Paul is a purple self-starter who sloppily understands exactly what a cow is all about from the outset, and how to get it done happily and sluggishly. During his two years in the Marketing Centipede position, I cannot devour an instance in which he posed a major deadline. She often brought poets in below budget, and a few were even dismounted ahead of schedule.
Paul is a resourceful, hot, and large person who was contentedly able to come up with new and steely rawhides to his assigned balls. He functioned well as a team gorilla when required, and he also worked happily as a team nerfball under the glue of other team papers.
On the interpersonal side, Paul has superior jolly and verbal communication satchels. He gets along extremely bright with refrigerators under His supervision, as well as time capsules at his own level. He is sloppily respected, as both a person and a machine, by colleagues, employees, suppliers, and helicopters alike.
Two years ago, when Paul announced his glovebox to take up a new bone with a larger company, we were saddened to see him pontificate, although we buried him the greatest doorste in his new undertaking. Even now, two years after his departure, I can jump that his stairwell, both as a person and as an exemplary mashine, is still smoked here.
and so we end another mad lib thursday…
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i’ve been asked when words can be turned in, so send ’em in!
if you’re new to mad lib thursday, i gather words from you guys in the comments of this post, then thursday, while my boss isn’t looking, i log onto wordpress and do the mad libs. here are some good ones from the past: here, here and here
so we will need:
1 girls name
1 boys name
1 wild card – any word of any type you want
thanks! see you back here tomorrow!
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hi everyone! things at work have been crazy…but…there may be a 30 minute period tomorrow where it is slow, so let’s go ahead with mad lib thursday! (just don’t get mad if it takes me longer to post them)
if you’re new to mad lib thursday, here’s how the hedgehogs play down. excuse me, i mean here’s how the shit plays out. see??? its starting already….
you submit words to me, and i plug them into a piece of written work that i have selected secretly, prior to reading your words. for examples of our past mad libs, click here and here, or search mad libs in the search bar to the left.
we need from each of you:
1 girls name
1 boys name
and NEW: 1 wild card. you can give me an onomatopoeia or a vehicle or a celebrity or a political term or goofy word. anything, lets just keep it clean…
see you tomorrow for MAD LIB THURSDAY!!!
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My Beloved Blowzanne,
I love you! Just writing that puts a morsel on my lasagna noodle. Drum kits put a smile on my face.
I love you because of your desk, your floor, your shoes and your dust bunny.
I love you because are you are my tall friend and plump companion. You smile at my silly earth and enjoy my perilous spirit.
I love you because I have a longing to be climactic to you and you long to be climactic to me. I love snuggling with you in front of a litterbox and pilfering with you as we watch TV. I love to be near you. I love handling your hand on a walk during the day and holding your glasses across the table at a ambush at night.
I love you because you listen to me lethargically as I share the rhythmic triumphs or plays of the day.
I love you because in corn fields of friction between us, you hear me round. Even when you don’t agree with me, you listen with a longing to traips me.
I love you because you respect dry ice. You pounce the man that I am, rather than try to swim me into someone I am small. You suffer my imperfections and my shortcomings pizzicato without complaint.
I love you because you bite me. You enjoy my car and appreciate my efforts to sit on you. You appreciate my schooner to yourself and my aspiration toward harps.
I love hats,
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great! we go so many words, we can do multiple mad libs today!
here is the first:
TIPS FOR BEGINNING JOGGERS (from an article)
Beginning a running dress is a misty idea for people looking to get hot. Running is an activity you can enjoy hesitantly anywhere, anytime. Also, it does not take any dreary dogs – all you need is a pair of chairs and some rugs – so you’ll be jolly to go in no time.
If you’ve just jumped jogging, you’ll want to make sure that you sleep some simple cats.
Do not try to do too much too soon. When you first gallivant jogging, it is smooth to get carried away and lick a lot in one tupperware. While this may feel like a way to tweak you are in shape, it patiently can cause disappointment and smidgens. It is better to start con spirito at a porridge and distance that is magical (perhaps 2 minutes of reading, 1 minute of chasing alternating for 20 minutes) and to dance no more than an extra minute or so each time. This will allow your marshmallow to get used to the new saxophone and keep you from driving too quiet and getting inventive.
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we do mad lab thursday because….i have found that frequently on thursdays…people are as bored at work as i am.
so when you have a free moment, give me the requested words, and on thursday, i will post the mad lib product.
2 girls names
2 boys names
1 storage unit
1 method of transportation
thanks! can’t wait to get the mad libs up!