hi everyone! checkers‘ p.a. likes crazy socks. therefore….i think it should be crazy sock day!
these are the crab sox i’m wearing golfing tomorrow morning:
i just KNOW some of you have some crazy socks!!!
in response to checkers and his garden update:
on my desk at work:
post your buddhas!
Filed under: animals, anthropomorphism, dog, dogs, friends, pets | Tags: animals, dogs, indiana jones, movies, pets, photoshop, satire, silliness, silly
so, i went to see the new indiana jones movie. i guess now that the movie is out, it’s ok to mention the big reveal….
cody bear and checkers were in this movie. and….THEY WERE AWESOME!!!
most importantly, there’s a buzz that shia lebouf is going to continue the indiana jones legacy and checkers and cody bear will be his side kicks. they make short round look like an amateur. (oh wait…he was an amateur)
never before have i seen dogs with such blockbuster prowess. checkers is a pro with his experience with “fake fight” but cody bear is a hollywood newbie. they’re both naturals, possessing an equal balance of comedic and physical talents.
in the next installment, the dogs follow indy junior into ancient roman catacombs. as indy junior instructs them not to touch anything….the dogs find themselves being inundated with fleas while indy jr. is trying to decipher a clue. they freak and in their panic, checkers leans on a lever that opens a hidden chamber with a cryptic clue where to find the golden bone. they narrowly escape the collapsing tunnels and instantly jet off to the lost city of petra where indy junior meets his love interest: an exotic woman with a strange tatoo of a dog with a mystical plushie in his mouth. cody bear is captured, but in saving him, indy junior discovers a map that…
oh dear….i’ve said too much.
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this is what he looks like when he worries i will forget to feed him before i leave for work….
i’ve never forgotten, mind you, but still…..he worries.
and upon hearing the news of checkers’ incarceration….
it’s a shout out. (a tongue out) like pouring out his 40, only the canine version.
he knew you were innocent all along, man.
Filed under: life, love, work, writing | Tags: boredom, life, love, mad libs, silliness, work, writing
My Beloved Blowzanne,
I love you! Just writing that puts a morsel on my lasagna noodle. Drum kits put a smile on my face.
I love you because of your desk, your floor, your shoes and your dust bunny.
I love you because are you are my tall friend and plump companion. You smile at my silly earth and enjoy my perilous spirit.
I love you because I have a longing to be climactic to you and you long to be climactic to me. I love snuggling with you in front of a litterbox and pilfering with you as we watch TV. I love to be near you. I love handling your hand on a walk during the day and holding your glasses across the table at a ambush at night.
I love you because you listen to me lethargically as I share the rhythmic triumphs or plays of the day.
I love you because in corn fields of friction between us, you hear me round. Even when you don’t agree with me, you listen with a longing to traips me.
I love you because you respect dry ice. You pounce the man that I am, rather than try to swim me into someone I am small. You suffer my imperfections and my shortcomings pizzicato without complaint.
I love you because you bite me. You enjoy my car and appreciate my efforts to sit on you. You appreciate my schooner to yourself and my aspiration toward harps.
I love hats,
Filed under: animals, blogs, canine, dog, dogs, life, pets | Tags: animals, dogs, horoscope, life, pets, silliness, silly
again, cody bear has asked the spirits for some horoscopes for his dog friends….
taurus, soon you will encounter something that seems new, scary, or possibly bigger than you. be brave. trust yourself and you will be rewarded. also, be aware of screen doors or sliding glass doors and save yourself the embarrassment.
gemini, are you’re ears perked? they should be. people are talking about you. you’ve become a very good dog! also, try not to lick your paws.
cancer, you may be gaining a new family member or young playmate. it’s time to step up with all your paws, for you will soon be a role model. also, try a new bandana for a splash of color.
leo, the people in your life are lazy right now. you will have to be extra cute and extra demanding to get them to pick up the leash or throw that tennis ball.
virgo, don’t over do it today. there is such a thing as too much of a good time. take breaks from the fun and exercise for water or cooling down. also, if it smells really REALLY bad, your people won’t want you to roll in it.
libra, you’re the type of dog who thinks of creative ways to amuse yourself and your people. you will work the crowd today. pay attention when sniffing butts that the other dog doesn’t pee on your head.
scorpio, you may be confused about what your person expects from you. don’t get stressed, merely tilt your head and give your best innocent look.
sagittarius, lately you’ve been wondering what goes on beyond the fence. practice self control. you’re there for a reason.
capricorn, it is hard practicing self control when there are so many yummy treats in the world. don’t be surprised if your people make you work a little harder for those treats.
aquarius, the people in your life seem busy, as if there isn’t much time for you anymore. but that isn’t true. they love you, they just need patience right now. the chew your people thought you ate is actually under a piece of furniture, so start whining or pawing.
aries, you may find yourself in social situations, surrounded by many dogs. keep your tail cheerily wagging, as you want to communicate “friend.” don’t take squeakies from the dogs that look too serious.
Filed under: animals, cats, life, love, pets | Tags: animals, cats, life, love, pets, silliness
a few days ago we talked about on of spree’s kittyosyncracies: playing in the toilet.
here’s another silly thing she does….
that is the day bed at the front window. the blinds are opened every morning so that they can look out the window all day. they love it.
IF i don’t open it soon enough, she sits there and stares through the blinds. its very passive aggressive, i think. “hello, why can’t i see out this window? oh, perhaps it is because the lazy human hasn’t waddled over here to open it for me….”
she also does this in the shower on mornings when i haven’t showered soon enough for her liking. she sits in the tub and stares at me every time i walk by the bathroom or do something in there. “its 7:30 am! why haven’t you baaaathed yet!?”
that’s my kitty, bless her heart.